Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

From The Babylon Bee:

U.S.—The SCOTUS has struck down Biden’s vaccine mandates on the grounds that they are unconstitutional. Experts say this sets a dangerous precedent of letting individuals make their own medical decisions.

“What am I supposed to do now that I don’t have private companies working with the Federal government to force me to inject a foreign substance into my body?” said Linda Waddlebum, a concerned mother of 6 cats. “So dangerous and shortsighted. How will I stay healthy? I don’t even recognize this America anymore.”

In response to the court’s decision, a large group of protestors has gathered outside of the Supreme Court building. “Pfizer knows best! What they inject, I can’t object!” they chanted while ripping up copies of the constitution. “Give us petty tyranny or give us death! Abolish the Supreme Court!” 

“You can’t give people choices! What if they make the wrong one? One that isn’t what I wanted them to do?” said Waddlebum. “Next thing you know, people will decide to send their kids back to school and return to work in person without masks.”

At publishing time, people were dangerously continuing on with their lives making the best medical decisions possible for themselves and their families. They were even able to make these decisions without fear of losing their livelihood.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-sets-dangerous-precedent-of-letting-the-american-people-make-medical-decisions-for-themselves

One response to “Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

  1. Unless you work in healthcare.
    Doctor, nurse, tech, administration, or janitor at any medical company or corporation: you’re now just a house nigger, and a Vaxx Jab guinea pig for Big Pharma in perpetuity.

    It must be legal when SCOTUS does it.

    https://raconteurreport.blogspot.com/2022/01/yaassuh-massuh-roberts-we-all-be-good.html

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