From The Babylon Bee:
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 38
Biden Signs Non-Aggression Pact With Poland
BERLIN — Supreme Führer Joe Biden signed a nonaggression pact with Polish Leaders this morning, causing world leaders everywhere to breathe easy. “…
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 32
Biden Announces Invasion Of Poland
BERLIN — Biden has announced a “defensive war” against Poland, after claiming that Poland had acted as the aggressor and launched unprovoked attacks…
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 75
BERLIN — During his speech last night, Biden abolished the office of the president and named himself Supreme Führer. “It is with great reluctance t…
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 81
Biden Swallows Cyanide Capsule In Underground Bunker
BERLIN — The war having turned against him, Biden has reportedly taken a cyanide capsule in an underground bunker. Biden holed up here in hopes of l…
Biden Forces Stalled 12 Miles From Moscow
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 37
Biden Announces Strategic Alliance With Mussolini And Emperor Hirohito
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 29
France Surrenders To Biden
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 38
Biden Establishes Secret Police
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 30
Biden Announces New Program For Patriotic Youngsters ‘Biden Youth’
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 50
Biden Publishes Autobiographical Memoir ‘My Struggle’
World · Sep 2, 2022 · 50
Politics · Sep 1, 2022 · 241
Biden Condemns Fascism In Speech While Also Debuting Attractive New Mustache
