Just remember that everything is inverted from what you once “knew” and you’ll do just fine. From Donald Jeffries at donaldjeffries.substack.com:
An artificially induced Armageddon
Life is never boring in America 2.0. I never run out of things to write and talk about. In fact, there are so many topics to assess critically that I often forget something. I’ll finish writing a Substack post and a pertinent point I neglected to mention will be raised in the comments. Or it will just come to me after the fact.
I’ve been following the saga of Caitlin Clark in the WNBA. The women’s professional basketball league has been a miserable failure by any definition. It’s lost significant money for twenty seven straight years. The only reason anyone is talking about it now is Caitlin Clark. It’s certainly the only reason I’m writing about it. I never thought I’d write about the WNBA. It’s a bogus outfit that has been kept afloat by corporate funding. Much of the miniscule audience they draw comes from the LGBQT+!* community, because a good chunk of the players are openly lesbian. If you’ve watched any WNBA “highlights” over the years, you’ll see that the unskilled level of play is punctuated by rough, illegal contact and fighting. Picture a gay version of roller derby.
For those that don’t know, Caitlin Clark is the all-time leading scorer in the history of NCAA women’s college basketball. And she’s White. Really, really White. As White as Donald Trump. Now the WNBA, not surprisingly, is overwhelmingly Black. It’s one of the shocking aspects of Black athletic “superiority.” No matter how many leagues are formed, or what genders the players identify with, somehow it winds up being almost all Black. Now unlike the NBA, where the drunk White fans can become orgasmic over the way their magical heroes run and jump, the WNBA players can’t jump. They aren’t fast. And most aren’t even good shooters. I’m 5’9 and 67 years old, and I’m confident I could beat most of them in a game of horse. At any rate, by any standard, the WNBA’s quality of play has always been laughable, even to the drunk White fans.
How about a fruity Rollerball!
That would be worth looking at teevee.
They are beating her up because she doesn’t play for their team? (wink)
Who knows why some say CC isn’t hot, Amazon women are the fire, maybe they like her more than they let on.
May she tough it out like new kids on the block and become the Tom Brady of women’s basketball.
The human flea circus NBA funds the ladies league, could they get the printing press, banksters, too big to fail rating? Well isn’t that the patriarchy. (rimshot)
Some are a little more equal and it is Clowny AF in West South Africa until one of them [apparatchiks] finds the nookular football?
Breaking from B.B. King:
Sweet Thing