He’s Releasing the Files…, by Eric Peters

No, not those files. From Eric Peters at ericpetersautos.com:

President Trump announced yesterday that he is releasing the files.

Just not the files.

“I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart, such an interesting story, and would I consider declassifying and releasing everything about her, in particular, her last, fatal flight! She was an Aviation Pioneer, the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, and achieved many other Aviation “firsts.” She disappeared in the South Pacific while trying to become the first woman to fly around the World. Amelia made it almost three quarters around the World before she suddenly, and without notice, vanished, never to be seen again. Her disappearance, almost 90 years ago, has captivated millions. I am ordering my Administration to declassify and release all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart, her final trip, and everything else about her. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

What about the Epstein files? That is to say, the information the government has admitted it has pertaining to Jeffrey Epstein and his “clients”?

Forget about those. Or so Trump apparently would prefer we do. They are, apparently, a “Democrat hoax.” Sort of like the hoax perpetrated by the man who assured the people who voted for him that he would end the proxy war in Ukraine “with one phone call” and on “day one.” Now the same man says he thinks the little front man for the failed state of Ukraine – Keeeeeeeev, in the supercilious enunciation of the people pushing this – who likes to style himself a “president” (in the Idi Amin sense) must have more aid and can “win” back everything the Russians currently possess and maybe more.

But – don’t worry, say the red hats. He’s just being sarcastic. You “normies” just don’t get it!

Aren’t you glad you Voted Harder last time?

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One response to “He’s Releasing the Files…, by Eric Peters

  1. fourth world turd's avatar fourth world turd

    We need a more modern distraction.

    But the natives aren’t all that bright and have a short attention span.

    Look, the squirrels and birds are doing a grid search together.

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