SLL probably won’t watch the Super Bowl, except for maybe the last quarter, but for all those who do, with apologies to any SLL readers who are 49ers fans…
On the first day of school, a first-grade teacher explains to her class that she was a San Francisco 49ers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are 49ers fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, “Janie, why didn’t you raise your hand?”
“Because I’m not a 49ers fan,” she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, “Well, if you are not a 49ers fan, then what team are you a fan of?”
“I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,” Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. “Janie, please tell us why you are a Ravens fan.”
“Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I’m a Ravens fan, too!”
“Well,” said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, “that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?’
“Then,” Janie smiled, “I’d be a 49ers fan.”
So who are the 49er’s playing in the superbowl squeezing in between the commercials which-one-is-the-best contest?
It’s an older joke and I could have substituted the Broncos and Panthers, but I do the quote of the day feature verbatim. It was a good joke regardless of the team names used and went with the Super Bowl. I hope everybody enjoys the show.
Since you have brought up a humorous sports story relevant to today’s game , I think I shall share one rooted in the upcoming Masters golf extravaganza.
It seems that Biff and Muffy meet at a health emporium. After a few intense dates, Biff falls head-over-heels in love with Muffy. He decides he will invite her over for a special evening in which he will ask her to marry him.
“Muffy,” he begins, “I have never met a woman who I have loved more than you, but before I ask you to marry me, I want to be perfectly honest with you.”
“I have never done anything in life I love more than golf! When I am not playing it I am thinking about it – the course, my clubs, the ball, the shot, my swing; it is NEVER out of my mind, it is my passion! If you think you can live with that I want to ask you to marry me.”
Muffy is pleasantly surprised. “Biff, I don’t know what to say! You know I play a little golf; now I obviously don’t enjoy it as much as you do, but I DO enjoy it! In thinking about it I honestly don’t think that it will be a problem Biff!”
“But you know Biff, in view of how you have been so honest with me, I feel I need to be just as honest in return. Biff, I want you to know that for the past two or three years I have been a Hooker……………”
“Oh Muff that’s just because you are not properly swinging through the ball!”