From The Babylon Bee:
LOS ANGELES, CA — A new study discovered that although scores of leftists are demanding something be done to combat overpopulation, not a single one has volunteered to die first.
“Oh no, not me! I’m good, thanks,” said climate activist Leonardo DiCaprio. “While we do need to knock down the earth’s population a few billion, we should definitely start with someone else. How about Todd here? No one likes Todd!”
The leftists have also agreed they will continue to live in mansions and fly private jets, while adamantly calling for dirty poor people to all live in mud huts and only use bicycles. “If people do not stop driving big trucks and eating steaks, we will literally all die,” said Senator Elizabeth Warren. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to get into this giant motorcade of SUVs and head to my three-million-dollar home for a lovely ribeye.”
At publishing time, interviews with several witnesses did, in fact, confirm that no one likes Todd.
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