Category Archives: Humor

Humor: Medicare Part G?

From zerohedge.com, source unknown:

Given today’s vote fiasco, this seemed highly appropriate…

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?

You may opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.
You may then shoot one worthless politician.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!

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The Muslim Travel Ban Explained, from Zero Hedge

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-16/muslim-travel-ban-explained-1-simple-cartoon

He Said That? 3/12/13

From George W. Bush (born 1946) American politician who served as the 43rd President of the United States from 2001 to 2009:

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Amazon bestseller ‘Reasons to Vote for Democrats’ is a book of empty pages, from The Burning Platform

From theburningplatform.com:

The No. 1 bestseller on Amazon, “Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide,” is a book consisting of 266 blank pages.

The book jokingly claims to be the “most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date.”

Conservative Ben Shapiro also provides a review of the empty book, calling it “thorough.”

The book is authored by Michael J. Knowles, the managing editor of the Daily Wire, which was founded by Shapiro in 2015.

In an interview with Fox News on Thursday, Knowles said the decision to leave the pages blank was based on what he has observed about the Democratic Party over the past decade from a policy perspective.

“I’ve been observing the Democratic Party for at least 10 years now, and when I observed their record and reasons to vote for them — on reasons of economics or foreign policy or homeland security or civil rights and so on — I realized it was probably best to just leave all the pages blank,” Knowles said.

Amazon customers can buy the book in paperback for $7.08.

https://www.theburningplatform.com/2017/03/10/amazon-bestseller-reasons-to-vote-for-democrats-is-a-book-of-empty-pages/

Big Ears on Trump, from Branco

https://www.theburningplatform.com/2017/03/07/big-ears-on-trump/

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“Why Are They So Angry?” from Zero Hedge

Hypocritical Hollywood Elite, by The Burning Platform

https://www.theburningplatform.com/2017/02/26/hypocritical-hollywood-elite/