From The Babylon Bee
MANHATTAN, NY — Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg has announced a brilliant new plan to get Trump elected President in 2024.
“I will stop at absolutely nothing to put Trump back in the White House where he belongs,” said Mr. Bragg. “I’m about to charge up his base like you’ve never seen!”
Mr. Bragg had carefully waited until the moment he could give Trump the biggest political boost to push forward with an indictment. “Check and mate, libs,” laughed Mr. Bragg as he pulled on a MAGA hat. “I’ve already put in my request to be Trump’s Transportation Secretary, I hear it’s super easy. 2024, here we come!”
After lawyers of every political allegiance agreed there was no criminal case against Trump over hush money paid during his 2016 campaign, Mr. Bragg knew taking the hopeless case was his big chance. “The optics of Democrats indicting, even handcuffing Trump on charges that have no chance of sticking – what more could the Trump campaign ask for?” said MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow. “Mr. Bragg might be the most brilliant Republican strategist this century. He’s playing chess while the rest of us are out here playing checkers.”
At publishing time, Governor Ron DeSantis was wondering what sort of crime he needed to be indicted for to keep pace with Trump.
https://babylonbee.com/news/manhattan-da-announces-plan-to-get-trump-elected-in-2024
STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC 
Is this Monday the kick-off?
186 banks in the US alone apparently going to fail?
USB/Santander/Credit Suisse?
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That was definitely good for a laugh this morning. The Demos being the dullard socialists they are, will just roll out the usual election steal, even making it look slightly dubious to the Normies that it’s been stolen, so as to keep their con. I don’t see any savior or Caesar rolling in to straighten things out, nor any revival in the ranks to produce one, so we’re probably just in for a lot of chaos and destruction. Opportunists filled with avarice is all we got.
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