Never trust a skinny one, either. From el gato malo from boriquagato.com:
sometimes, an allegory is just too perfect and an utterance so deliciously tone-deaf and un-self-aware as to really get the malign creative juices flowing.
so, let me get this straight:
a fat communist (who is clearly consuming more resources than he needs) is not only pro-boredom and anti-happiness but he wants to tax something useful like cats?
seriously, you just cannot make this stuff up.
(though it is, at least, unusually forthright about being a misery maven)
he even quotes pickety, that most relentless of innumerate crackpots.
for those who do not know him, slavoj (bit of a win for nominative determinism on the “slave” thing there) is a slob-enian “philosopher,” marxist, and general joy thief DBA some sort of intellectual.
and like most of this crowd, what he really seems to hate is the idea of happiness.
STRAIGHT LINE LOGIC 