From The Babylon Bee:
PARIS — French President Emmanuel Macron has addressed Muslim immigrants who are continuing to burn town buildings and terrorize the populace, issuing a stern warning that if they don’t stop fighting he will call Kyle Rittenhouse.
“I’ve had it with your troublemaking! If you don’t cut it out this instant, so help me, I will call Kyle Rittenhouse!” said Macron from the smoldering ash heap where his house used to be. “Kyle doesn’t mess around! You best start behaving right now!”
Rioters then responded defiantly by shooting AK-47s in the air and tossing another Molotov cocktail in a croissant shop.
Sources say high-level officials are currently in talks with Rittenhouse to have him fly to France and clean up the streets with his AR-15. “We’re confident he will make short work of the commies and Islamofascist creeps prowling our streets,” said one anonymous government source. “Help us Kyle! Please, help us!”
At publishing time, Macron had invited Rittenhouse to France, causing rioters to immediately surrender.
https://babylonbee.com/news/french-police-invite-kyle-rittenhouse-to-quell-riots
They stole an oil tanker which could be used for mayhem!
No coverage on Bolshevik enemedia while prattling on about advancing in Ukraine.
Latest WAR porn says wrong answer.
It must be the video games with Microweiner sitting up high watching Paris burn is the dank meme of the day.
Always the money changers, never satisfied, always wanting.
DL 20 minute video and it is insane, like something out of the sacking of Rome but modern day.
Beat up whites in need of medical, Other whites defending with baseball bats, luxury car rams motorcycle showroom for five finger discounts.
Stolen John Deere sold in Ukraine got shut off by remote, these bikes probably have the same.
Luxury cars chucked out of multilevel parking garage onto the street.
MRAP police vehicle rolling over smashed vehicles, slow rolling bike rider with helmet cam shows burnt out vehicles everywhere.
Marseilles police with shotgun, SMG, pistol, tear gas grenades busting heads.
France is done and how will they send gear to Ukraine if it is needed at home?