A new flu and cold season coming up, a new poorly tested mRNA vaccine for Great Britain. From 2nd Smartest Guy in the World at 2ndsmartestguyintheworld.substack.com:
“Health bosses approve vaccine against cold-causing illness for over-60s”
Problem (manufactured):
A jab aimed at slashing hospital admissions and deaths among the elderly due to a cold-causing bug has been approved for use in the UK.
“Reaction:”
- Regulators have given green light to British pharma giant GSK’s jab against RSV
- Trial results showed Arexvy cuts the risk of severe illness due to RSV by 94%
Solution:
According to Daily Mail UK — and soon the rest of the Mockingbird MSM — a new “Safe and Effective” Arexvy “vaccine” has been developed to cure the common cold.
Yes, you read that correctly. The common cold has now been eradicated, or at very least the over-60s population will be eradicated that much faster thanks to yet another serving of DEATHVAX™ in combination with the previous doses of DEATHVAX™.
RSV is a very common infection that leads to an estimated 175,000 GP visits, 14,000 hospitalisations and 8,000 deaths among the cohort every year.
The Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) approved the jab, branded by Arexvy, after trial results showed it cut the risk of severe illness by 94 per cent.
Officials told MailOnline the vaccine will not be rolled out this winter and are yet to confirm who will be eligible and how it the vaccine will be dished out.
But the Government’s vaccines advisors have already said they would back a one-off injection to over-75s, followed by a single dose to Brits as they turn 75.
Correction: officials are holding off on killing the 60-74 year olds for now, but 75 and older is fair game.
They need a sassy edgy hip experimental gene therapy for the short attention spans.
Maybe a free electric device on the 50th booster or a thread from Paris Hilton about strawberry waffles! OMG like totes.
Love that Bill Murray meme if you’re still a Pureblood, you’re awesome.