The Star-Spangled Kangaroo, by Caitlin Johnstone

Difficult as it must be for a Caitlin Johnstone, an Australian, Australia is an American vassal. From Caitlin Johnstone at caitlinjohnstone.com.au:

A new US warship has been ushered into service in Sydney. The ship is called the USS Canberra to honor the military union of the United States and Australia, and, if that’s still too subtle for you, it has a literal star-spangled kangaroo affixed to its side.

A new US warship has been ushered into service in Sydney. The ship is called the USS Canberra to honor the military union of the United States and Australia, and, if that’s still too subtle for you, it has a literal star-spangled kangaroo affixed to its side.

That’s right: the first US warship ever commissioned in a foreign port has been emblazoned with a kangaroo covered in the stars and stripes of the United States flag. An Australian officer will reportedly always be part of the staff of the ship, to further symbolize the holy matrimony between Australia and the US war machine.

“I can think of no better symbol of this shared future than the USS Canberra,” gushed US ambassador to Australia Caroline Kennedy. “Built by American workers at an Australian company in Mobile, Alabama, her crew will always include a Royal Australian Navy sailor, and from today forward, she will proudly display a star-spangled kangaroo.”

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One response to “The Star-Spangled Kangaroo, by Caitlin Johnstone

  1. Free buttplugs and rainbow flags for all comrades!
    Yes we can.
    GAE loves a good rump…vassal.

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