From The Babylon Bee:
ATLANTA, GA — The Center for Disease Control warned Americans this week to resume all contact precautions due to a new and rapidly-spreading “Electionyearicron” Covid variant.
CDC director Bob Cohen spoke with reporters Wednesday to announce the new variant. “‘Electionyearicron’ is thought to be the most disruptive variant yet, and will be here all through 2024 until approximately November sixth,” said Mr. Cohen. “So everyone, stay home and get ready to vote by mail!”
The White House hosted an immediate press conference to address the dangerous new variant. “We’re thrilled – I mean, um, alarmed – to hear of this deadly new ‘Electionyearicron’ variant,” said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “The President says we’ll probably just go ahead and cancel the general elections next year as a precaution. It’s the only way to really flatten the curve. You don’t want to kill grandma, do you?”
The CDC has released guidelines once again encouraging social distancing and the wearing of masks. “It’s the best way to love your neighbor,” said Mr. Cohen. “The government will let you know just as soon as it’s safe to end quarantine, which we project to be immediately after the next election is over. Just to give Americans an extra sense of assurance, we are calling Dr. Fauci back out of retirement so everyone knows they can trust our word. Stay home, stay safe!”
As of press time, millions of middle-class liberal women had already sewn their N95 masks directly onto their faces as a precaution.
https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-announces-deadly-new-electionyearicron-covid-variant
Speaking of the ATL-Collectible mugshots collect them all!
The Golden Fiddle is still down in Georgia and so is the CCP devil.
The Bolshevik enemedia slime at 1800hrs Two Minutes Hate described Trump as glowering and they were butthurt over the monetizing of the image.
Rudy G looks like a Gangsta and one blonde is smiling and laughing!
That’s the spirit, kick against the pricks.
Saw some maskaloids at the Pik-N-Pak and avoided them while issuing some eye daggers, time for an encore of the EPIC George Carlin-Fear of Germs from 1999-2000 that has aged extremely well.