Indulgences will absolve your sins.
Pay more now, be happy.
There will even be a capital gains tax on income you haven’t earned yet in the spirit of we’re all in this together.
Glorious socialist utopias aren’t cheap, comrade citizen.
At last everything is done for you in the SMART (DERP) Control Grid Matrix and it is so convenient!
Don’t be a shirker like those deplorable kulak untermenschen scum or vaccine deniers, join the New Civility hive, or else.
Forward, yes we can!
Indulgences will absolve your sins.
Pay more now, be happy.
There will even be a capital gains tax on income you haven’t earned yet in the spirit of we’re all in this together.
Glorious socialist utopias aren’t cheap, comrade citizen.
At last everything is done for you in the SMART (DERP) Control Grid Matrix and it is so convenient!
Don’t be a shirker like those deplorable kulak untermenschen scum or vaccine deniers, join the New Civility hive, or else.
Forward, yes we can!