Crib Notes for the Trial of the Century, by James Howard Kunstler

Trump is looking at 136 years in prison in a case that never should have made it to court. From James Howard Kunstler at kunstler.com:

“Once someone determined Trump was so bad it was okay to lie about him, it set the precedent that the only thing that mattered was a subject’s politics.” — Matt Taibbi

What fascinates us about sex, I suppose, is that most everyone wants it and seeks it, driven by irresistible natural impulses, and yet the act itself is such an affront to civilized decorum that it inspires both comedy and horror, two states of consciousness that are themselves irresistibly compelling. Add lawyers to all that and you find yourself entering the realm of opera bouffe, which is to say, kitsch, human expression reduced to its most self-consciously ridiculous.

     Enter Stormy Daniels, that notorious pair of cumulus clouds attached to a person, who made a career in the sex industry and later on, at the age when sex workers generally face retirement, had a fresh start as a political gadfly buzzing around the mystifying hair-do of President Donald Trump. Stormy first encountered Mr. Trump in 2006 when he was a mere TV star who played in a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe. She was hanging out there with two porn-star girlfriends. Golf nuts all, must’ve been.

      Stormy managed to blow into Mr. Trump’s hotel room there, so her story goes, where she apparently teased him into a state of florid desire, while mocking him, and then obliged his advances, even developing a sort of friendship that, over a few years, included more hotel room meet-ups and promises of revamped stardom on his “The Apprentice” TV show, alas, never consummated. Strange to relate, around that time Stormy launched her own political career way before Mr. Trump made the leap into government.

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2 responses to “Crib Notes for the Trial of the Century, by James Howard Kunstler

  1. Sun von Rommel's avatar Sun von Rommel

    Das Teevee said four years?

    I know, if their lips are moving then it is lies.

    Trump may have felt like some Borat sessy time but the weather was just too Stormy. (/s)

    They never talk about her disclaimer on Fakebook about he was a gentlemen and there was no lovey dovey.

    New York comrades be like all smart n’ stuff by scaring off any future buisness men and moguls who will fear the Trump treatment if they run afoul of the Party.

    Sorrows comrade commissar prosecutors campaigned on get Trump as everything else burns to the ground.

    Useless idiots get what they deserve.

    Breaking from The Black Crowes:

    Thorn In My Pride

  2. Neo is the One's avatar Neo is the One

    It is all so tiresome as siblings of Silent Generation and Boomer Gen family go back and forth over PT Trumpstein and the Banana Republica circus carnival of a steaming fourth world turd that is already destroyed.

    Democrats helped grampaw with union membership 80 years ago, Trump is patriotic and our last best chance, they try to rope me in and I’m with a better things to do reply.

    Enemedia even had the “witty” Trump on a stump due to his persecution not prosecution on X.

    They gotta keep it Gump level simple in the interest of egalitarian equity.

    Tribe up in whatever uninfiltrated area you can find and prepare for Ragnarok x Gotterdamerung x Armageddon.

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