We need someone to keep us safe from democracy. From James Howard Kunstler at kunstler.com:
“We must stop Donald Trump.” — President “Joe Biden”
Surely it was the right thing to do for President “Joe Biden” to remind the nation of the tragic loss of George Floyd four years ago this Memorial Day weekend. At the time, the man known as “the Black Thomas Edison” was rumored to be this close to achieving an economically viable system for producing electricity via atomic fusion using the fentanyl molecule (C22H28N2O) combined with the nuclei of alcohol (C2H6O), releasing enough energy from one gram to power a city the size of Minneapolis for a day. The math he left behind on his chalkboard spells it out:
17.6 MeV×1.60218×10?13 J/MeV?2.82×10?12 J
You see how that works? Alas, Dr. Floyd had apparently ingested a small amount of these experimental substances accidently before leaving his lab May 25, 2020, when he encountered the white supremacist police officer Derek Chauvin outside a Cup Foods convenience store in Minneapolis’s “Powderhorn” neighborhood. For reasons never understood, despite manifold judicial inquiries, the officer dragged the Great Man out of his car — where he was polishing some of the requisite algebra in his notebook — and for no reason at all placed one knee, and all his weight, on Dr. Floyd’s neck, constricting his airway and causing his death. The nation erupted in violence, and you know the rest of the story: no cheap energy for you, you nation of white supremacist asswipes!
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Only Saint Floyd can save us now as all the fweedom fwies are broken and Humpty says that word doesn’t mean what you think it means.
Maybe A Planet Of The Apes with a Floyd statue?
Yes we can.
We need an epic artist depickshun of this democracy, maybe an extra big ass 64 oz Brawndo or Big Flopper burger!
Burgers are theft, to each according to his fweedom fwies…forward!