“I Ain’t Reading All That; Free Palestine”, by Caitlin Johnstone

Proloxity is often the soul of prevarication. From Caitlin Johnstone at caitlinjohnstone.com:

The meme enrages Israel supporters because Israel apologia depends on mountains of verbiage to spin obvious atrocities as reasonable and appropriate. At some point the kids noticed this was happening, and started dismissing all the narratives.

A Zionist podcaster named Blake Flayton had a delightful tantrum that’s going around Twitter at the moment in which he bemoans the way pro-Palestinian social media users have been responding to long pro-Israel screeds with a graphic saying “i ain’t reading all that; free palestine”, a variation on the popular I Ain’t Reading All That meme.

“‘I ain’t reading all that, Free Palestine’ is a cute internet meme for anti-Israel douchebags, but also a perfect encapsulation of a movement which refuses to engage with venerable scholarship or critical thinking,” gripes Flayton.

The meme enrages Israel supporters because Israel apologia depends on mountains of verbiage to spin obvious atrocities as reasonable and appropriate. At some point the kids noticed this was happening, and started dismissing all the narratives.

“‘I ain’t reading all that, Free Palestine’ is a standard reply to any 10,000 word essay from a zionist employed at the Burgerwaffen Institute of Applied Hasbara on why it’s okay to bomb the limbs off starving children,” an account with the handle aufhabenenjoyer explains in response to Flayton’s post.

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One response to ““I Ain’t Reading All That; Free Palestine”, by Caitlin Johnstone

  1. Colonel Kilgore Trout

    Wow, a new word learned and Einstein had a quote about those who know what they are talking about keep it curt and it isn’t rude to keep it simple in short reply.

    Too long didn’t read or ain’t nobody got time for that is probably a feature to those who issue imperial proclamations from the Humpty Wall cesspool of corruption, Israels vassal, the glimmering swamp.

    What a little fish eats big fish scenario this joined at the hip with another nation.

    After all, they are lawyers and some of us know about the Shakespeare quote that could be glowy in these Neo-Bolshevik times.

    Burgerwaffen! Another new one for the lexicon and I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. (/s)

    What a glorious revealing as those with two brain cells and a synapse can see the war pigs.

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