Figure that if Iran goes into all-out war mode, most of the surprises for Israel and the U.S. will be of the unpleasant variety. From Tyler Durden at zerohedge.com:
Iran’s mission to the United Nations has put Israel and the world on notice, saying that if Israel launches an all-out war against Hezbollah in Lebanon the whole region will burn.
A Friday statement from Iran’s ambassador warned the UN that any “full-scale military aggression” in Lebanon against Hezbollah will mean that “an obliterating war will ensue.”

The Iranian statement continued by emphasizing that “all options, including the full involvement of all resistance fronts, are on the table” in a statement posted to X.
By “resistance fronts” Tehran means the militias it supports in Syria, Iraq, and Yemen will also ramp up their military activities. On a few occasions, Iraqi Shia militias have launched missiles and drones against southern Israel, as have the Houthis, with limited effect.
Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has acknowledged this week that a “seven front war” could open up, in reference to all of Iran’s proxies across the region.
For years already, Israeli jets have been regularly attacking ‘Iranian assets’ inside Damascus, also in a continued effort to weaken Assad, despite the presence of Russia’s military primarily in the northwest coastal region.
Israel has meanwhile continued to pound Hezbollah positions in south Lebanon, amid continued fears of a bigger war at any moment. The US has even sent amphibious military ships closer to Israel and Lebanon in the Eastern Mediterranean to be ready to evacuate Americans if a bigger conflict ensues.
Brandon and the CPUSA (D) will own it in this worst case scenario?
Yes we can!
Didn’t they threaten Hamas with obliteration?
There will be a really big show with more than just anti-shipping missiles and drones?
Hopefully not and don’t forget your prayers Shug as General Buck Turgidson said.
Worst case scenarios get the war pigs excited.
And there won’t be ten women for every man in the cave. (sad trombone)
This just in from Grandmaster Slice:
Electric Slide (Shall We Dance)