The more questions you ask about the Trump assassination attempt, the Republican convention, and the Democrats’ strategy, the more questions you’ll have. Answers are in painfully short supply. From Donald Jeffries at donaldjeffries.substack.com:
The script gets more confusing
I’ve been doing a lot of talking about the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. The fact that most of those I’ve discussed this with are dubious that there was a legitimate assassination attempt ought to tell you something. Those of us who are awake know we’ve been lied to about everything. Why believe this?
I tried to watch a bit of the Republican convention last week. Don’t ask me why. Maybe I wanted to see just how big Amber Rose’s butt was. Incidentally, why was Amber Rose a speaker? Apparently her claim to fame is as a “video vixen” in hip-hop videos. Nothing says “Make America Great Again” better than that. Amber is a classic American success story, the kind George W. Bush used to extol. She began stripping at age fifteen. Both RINOs and MAGA people love entrepreneurs. Amber is a feminist activist who once called Trump “a fucking idiot.” So she joins all the other Never Trumpers that Trumpenstein has warmly embraced since he entered politics. She is half-naked in pretty much every available photo of her. I see her as cabinet material. She’s no more ridiculous than Trump’s one time Reality TV co-star Omarosa, who he appointed as some kind of “public liaison” in 2017.
Trumpenstein was not the only WWE Hall of Famer in attendance at the Republican convention. Hulk Hogan, arguably the most famous wrestler of all time, made a speech. In his WWE outfit. Using his WWE lingo. Hogan’s alleged reluctance to let his daughter date Black men was forgotten amid the hoopla over all the “diversity” this “White Supremacist” party was bragging about. Never forget that Trump’s approval rating among Black and Hispanic men has risen dramatically. That’s become a crucial part of the MAGA platform. Then there was Kid Rock. I don’t know, I just don’t get his act. Doesn’t seem that talented to me. Kind of a less high Snoop Dog. Like lefty John Cougar Mellencamp, he tries to portray himself as a blue collar guy. But he, like Mellencamp, actually comes from great wealth.
Are you not wildly entertained in Clownus Maximus?
It’s only going to get more entertaining.
An Only Fans (?) star and a former rapper?
I’ll take a good ol’ Sears catalog lingerie section over Only Fans any day. (rimshot)
The early Kid Rock was rap from late 1980’s and not G Rated.
It’s so Clowny Snoop has stopped smoking the chronic!
Rapper Snoop Dogg will carry the Olympic torch through the streets of a Paris suburb Friday ahead of the opening ceremony for the 2024 Olympics.
A big ol’ spliff of the Roman Red would make MC Mel Brooks so proud and the crowd would get a contact.
Many other ways to imbibe that save some lung for later.
The feckless loser wing of the UNI known as the Grand Old Politburo/Washington Generals are onboard…for now.
They could pull a Where’s Brandon at anytime.
Breaking from Belushi Speed Ball:
This Is The Peak
In the interest of egalitarian equity, let’s look at the other side.
The “historic” Kamal got zero (0) delegates in 2020 and had to drop out early while polling in single digits.
Get ready for sliced and diced ads that make you LUL like never before just from speeches and attempted witticisms or folky kitsch sayings from the high powered mind of the historic one.
What BlackRock wants BR gets and burning it all down just may bite them and the CPUSA (D) right in the donkey.
TDS has wrecked their feeble faculty lounge brains at a time when they need to be on top of their coloring books and Play-Doh distorted lens game.
Cankles Pantsuit is probably about to go full Cruella.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of commies.