The People’s Court of New Normal Germany, by C.J. Hopkins

The unjustified legal travails of C.J. Hopkins continue. From Hopkins at consentfactory.org:

The People’s Court of New Normal Germany

Just when I thought things could not possibly get more shockingly totalitarian in New Normal Germany, where I’m being prosecuted in criminal court (for the second time) for tweeting, the German authorities have gone and surprised me again. No, they haven’t established an actual Nazi-style People’s Court (pictured above) yet, and, of course, there is absolutely no similarity between the current German justice system, which is totally fair and democratic and a paragon of impartial justice and the rule of law, and The People’s Court of Berlin during the Nazi era, nor is there any similarity between Nazi Germany and New Normal Germany (i.e., modern-day Germany), and I would never, ever, suggest that there was, as that would be intellectually lazy, and tasteless, and completely inaccurate, and illegal, and … well, let me fill you in on the latest.

The Berlin Superior Court has set a date for my next thoughtcrime trial. As regular readers will probably recall, my first thoughtcrime trial in January ended with my acquittal. So, the German authorities are putting me on trial again. Yes, they can do that in Germany. But, wait, that’s not the best part.

The best part is, at my new thoughtcrime trial — this time in Berlin Superior Court — full-scale Anti-Terrorism Security protocols will be effect in the courtroom. Everyone will be subjected to TSA-style scanning and screening, and will have to surrender all their personal possessions and hats and coats and head coverings to the Security Staff, and completely empty their pockets of all items, before entering the courtroom. No computers, phones, smart-watches, or any other potential recording devices will be allowed in the courtroom. Pencils and sheets of paper will purportedly be provided to members of the press by Security Staff. Members of the press and public will be limited to 35, and, after they have successfully passed their “security screening,” they will be cordoned off in the last five rows of the gallery in the very back of the courtroom, “for security reasons,” and monitored by the armed Security Staff.

Continue reading

One response to “The People’s Court of New Normal Germany, by C.J. Hopkins

  1. Neo is the One's avatar Neo is the One

    NSDAP hanging judge Roland Friesler was killed by a direct hit from a daylight raiding USAAF B-17.

    The Norden bomb sight, able to hit a pickle barrel at 25,000 feet.

    Defendants were given ill fitting clothes with no belt or suspenders in order to be humiliated in the kangaroo court.

    Testicle Safety Assessor style vee vill keep you safe?

    It’s afraid and no Double Jeopardy clause in vassal land?

    Guilty until proven innocent?

    Clowny World has zero self-awareness as dimwit apparatchiks consider themselves as better than everyone else.

    Protesters should bring Yahtzee boards, oh that wan’t be allowed in vassal land.

    Armed guards? No fighting in the WAR room.

    This just in from Messer für Frau Müller:

    Thank You Space Man

Leave a Reply