And they call J.D. Vance weird? From Donald Jeffries at donaldjeffries.substack.com:
Getting weirder and weirder
Too many Americans have become accustomed to voting for the “lesser of two evils.” Few seem to question just why we only have candidates of varying degrees of evil to choose from. Surely, with over 350 million citizens in America 2.0, we ought to be able to come up with a presidential candidate, once in a while, that isn’t evil.
Those of us who were awake in the 1990s thought that Bill Clinton would be hard to beat, in terms of evilness. I mean, the Body Count alone really puts him on an impressive level. Explaining that, “it depends on what the meaning of the word is is” branded him as something special. Being accused of actual rape was also a plus in his favor. Although rape isn’t a rare allegation among our lesser and greater evil presidents. Ronald Reagan was accused of rape while he was in Hollywood, before he became a crisis actor politician. Both George W. Bush and Joe Biden were accused of rape, so it’s not that exclusive of a club. Dubya’s alleged rape victim died suspiciously. Biden’s fled to Russia. That’s fitting since Vladimir Putin hates “democracy.”
The 2024 presidential campaign has been the most unique since 1968. That year, LBJ unexpectedly bowed out after underperforming in the New Hampshire Primary, and both Martin Luther King and Democratic presidential front runner Robert F. Kennedy were assassinated. After a contentious convention in Chicago, the party elders selected harmless establishment stooge Hubert Humphrey as the nominee. 2024 has featured an assassination attempt on Republican nominee Donald Trump, and a sudden withdrawal from the race by incumbent President Joe Biden. Kamala Harris, like Hubert Humphrey, didn’t compete in the primaries. She won no delegates from voters. But, as Humphrey was, she’s simply being anointed as the candidate by the corrupt party hierarchy. It’s a “democracy” thing, you wouldn’t understand. Harris is far more suitable to be a contestant on Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?
LBJ set up the voting plantations and 200 years haven’t passed yet in the Great [Leap] Society.
Rhodes Scholar Slick Willie played that aww shucks schtick like no one else but did stick with Lex Luthor Carville’s it’s the economy stupid campaign theme.
Golden times compared to Bidenomics regarding the ‘conomy (Idiocracy) as prices fluctuate wildly but rarely down.
Shrubya Bush was a product of Darth Cheney and Turd Blossom Rove that led to the immaculate Sorrows Criminals In Action productions Chicago messiah?
(THE ONE!) (ummm… umm… umm)
Kamalalala is the ultimate Cheap Fake?
What an intelligence insulting lot.
Hawk a big loogey on the ground in their honor.
Breaking from Monty Norman Orchestra:
James Bond Theme (1962)
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Reading about Ford pardons Nixon as the real end of the rule of law and not the historic pen and phone of egalitarian equity.
Author (H/T-J Bovard) states that this set the precedent for all the pardons to come after that and makes the preezy of the steezy immune from all crimes committed unless his last name is Trump.
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Bush I pardoned Iran Contra, Clinton pardoned his brother and Susan McDougal, the immaculate Chicago messiah pardoned favored CPUSA (D) comrades.
It also claims that esteemed CPUSA (D) party member comrade kommissar Holder is the one who picked the Kamalalala just for joyous happy feelz.
Joy and mirth for those trying to Fundamentally Transform into West South Africa but aren’t we already there?
This just in from Jerry Reed:
Tupelo Mississippi Flash