The world will be a much better place if we keep the pets and get rid of the technocrats. From Ben Bartee at armageddonprose.substack.com:
For the technocrats’ tastes, domestic terrorist doggies and kitties have been living high on the hog for far too long — particularly given that they contribute nothing of value to Blackrock’s bottom line!
They have no economic utility whatsoever to multinational corporations!
What are they even allowed to live, much less eat meat?
All they do is enhance the quality of life and provide some solace to the peasants, more useless eaters, after all. And that’s what pharmaceuticals are for.
Thankfully Bill Gates and Co. is here to fix pets’ disgusting meat dependence — and milk a few bucks out of them via “lab meat” in the process — before they make their final move on the sun and clean up biological life as we know at large.
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Lucy McCormick of highly trustworthy corporate state media outlet The Guardian explains, in the context of promoting it for the world’s pets, wants her readers to understand that lab meat is just like that sourdough bread you baked during COVID lockdowns, not artificial at all; “biologically it is meat”.
