The Bleat Is On, by Good Citizen

The purported replacement for Charlie Kirk is unimpressive. Tony Blair, Larry Ellison, and their puppet Keir Starmer roll out digital IDs for the UK. From Good Citizen at thegoodcitizen.substack.com:

Turning Point-US-Gay

There’s a new Kosher Con Inc. hero making the rounds in the theatres of algorithmic kabuki, and he’s arrived prepackaged and ready to replace the actor Charlie Kirk, who was killed off. He’s every bit as masculine, heroic, introspective, and wise as every other Kosher Con Inc. hero.

He’s a rhetorical genius. He oozes the kind of ‘aura’ that all Kosher Con Inc. astroturfed idols ooze. In the lab where they create these heroes, they used two parts Douglas Murray, two parts Ben Shapiro, two parts Charlie Kirk, and two parts Konstantin Kisin, and they wrapped it in the software personality shell of MIT droid Lex Fridman, who runs a popular ASMR deep sleep channel on YouTube.

His name is Bryan Hollywood, uhh sorry, it’s Brian, no uhh, (squints at monitor closely) Brilyn Hollyhand, and he’s a freshman at Auburn.

A freshman. Fresh-man. The former is confirmed as in ‘new,’ but there can be no confirmation of the latter, as you can still see the liquid dripping from behind his ear lobes.

A logo with a cartoon illustration of Brilyn Hollyhand, depicted as a man in a suit with dark hair, smiling, surrounded by sound wave graphics and a microphone. Below the illustration, the text reads "The Brilyn Hollyhand Show" in bold letters. In the background, a television screen displays two men in suits, one in blue and one in red, standing in front of an American flag. A person with brown hair and a suit is partially visible in the foreground, smiling.

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One response to “The Bleat Is On, by Good Citizen

  1. Dean Wormer says fake gay and retarded is no way to go through life.

    I LOL at NFL Stupor Bowl entertainment, if it dresses in drag it will so fabulous and historic.

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