From Calvin, Hobbes, and Bill Waterson:
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn’t make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn’t he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn’t exist what’s the meaning of all this?
I dunno. Isn’t this a religious holiday?
Yeah, but actually, I’ve got the same questions about God.
And if you don’t know who Calvin, Hobbes, and Bill Waterson are, you’ve led a joyless life and somebody should get you the full compilation for Christmas.