Michigan Governor: ‘Revolting Against A Tyrannical Government Is Simply Un-American’, from The Babylon Bee

DETROIT, MI—On Meet the Press Sunday, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer reminded everyone that “revolutions and revolts are simply un-American.”

Whitmer called on the protesters in her state to stop their illegal assembling, reminding them that protesting so-called tyranny is a foreign idea to the history of the United States.

“Protesting and revolting against your wise rulers goes against everything America was built on,” she said. “It flies in the face of every American tradition. Revolting against tyranny has no place in this great country.”

Governor Whitmer then rattled off a long list of things that she also believes to be un-American:

  • Declaring independence from tyrants
  • Having a list of protected rights
  • Separation of powers
  • Democratically elected leaders
  • Freedom of religion, assembly, the press, protests, and speech.
  • Federalism
  • Apple pie
  • Baseball
  • America

“If you’re really Americans, you’ll stop with this dangerous revolutionary activity,” she concluded.

5 responses to “Michigan Governor: ‘Revolting Against A Tyrannical Government Is Simply Un-American’, from The Babylon Bee

  1. Joyce Wetherbee's avatar Joyce Wetherbee

    Back up your story with proof. Where is the video of Whitmer saying this? I want to watch it.

    • Joyce

      The Babylon Bee is a parody site. Whitmer never said any of this. The Bee is making fun of her because of other things she actually has said and done. SLL readers get the joke. I don’t think this is the right site for you.

    • For heaven’s sake! Try and keep up, madam.

  2. Frau Wretchen? She was looking lumpy in that blue dress and isn’t hot and never will be and turn in your soul card to the gimp simp chump who wrote lame AF rap song about her.

    Love the Michigander who painted a beautiful painting of her as der Gretchenführer.

    Relax CPUSA (D) comrades of the glorious peoples republic of Michigan (CCP), she won’t close the weed shacks, crack houses, or strawberry showgirls clubs in the next plandemic either.

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