From the Babylon Bee:
CARIBBEAN—The U.S. Coast Guard announced today that they discovered a man who has been stranded on a deserted island in the Caribbean Ocean for over 5 months after his boat sunk in a storm. A spokesman for the USCG reported that this heroic man has been responsibly wearing his mask the entire time on the island, even though he is the only living soul in a thousand-mile radius.
Celebrities took to Twitter to respond to the news and congratulate the stranded man on his unwavering commitment to obeying every single thing politicians and experts told him to do. “Thank you,” said superstar Mark Ruffalo, “for showing us all how it’s done!”
Authorities were planning on rescuing the survivor but later decided his story is just too inspiring and that he will serve a greater purpose if they just leave him there to continue wearing his mask.
“He has enough coconuts to last him a couple of years, he’ll be fine,” said the USCG spokesman. “Besides, wait till you see how he re-applies his mask between bites!”
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-marooned-on-island-still-wondering-if-he-needs-to-wear-a-face-mask
This is as good as those photos of people swimming in the ocean with their covid masks on!!!! OMG!! …….’Whenever accosted by any Koronakaren’s or ken’s about why I am sans “Mask!!” (Their Bezelbubforbid??!!) I merely reply….”What’s your ‘Flavor????'” .. They then dumbfounded and puzzled try to regain their composure and query my question…..I reply,”Well!!!!, You Drank Their ‘KOOLAID’ so I just wondered what ‘Flavor’ You Liked??????”
‘With a tip of the “Hatlohat” to none other than Jimmy himself for his great sense of human nature and humor!!!………
..Just a note…I have a “T.S. Nast Cartoon” (from Post War of Northern Aggression) that I am saving for right after the election!!!!!!!
Audentes, Fortuna, Ivat,
skybill
I say bullshit!
Bullshit about this corona crap story, wearing a mask while alone on a deserted island!? Haha hahaha!
I say bullshit about Karen this and Ken that – too…
to each their own