From The Babylon Bee:
U.S.—According to teachers’ union representatives, stressed-out teachers across the country are looking forward to a relaxing summer break after a grueling year of staying at home and watching Netflix.
When asked what they will do with their summer break, most teachers replied that it likely will involve more Netflix and wine. “After all,” said Peasley, “there’s COVID outside. We can’t go outside! We have to stay indoors and continue watching our streaming services for as long as possible!”
Thousands of teachers have indicated they will campaign to keep schools closed next year as well, or at least until they run out of things to watch on HULU.