After Chauvin Verdict, BLM Volunteers To Rebuild Minneapolis, Return All Looted Items

From The Babylon Bee:

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—BLM organizers celebrated the verdict of the Chauvin trial this week. In a touching and healing gesture, they have offered to rebuild the wreckage of Minneapolis and return all looted items back to their owners.

“We did what we came to do,” said one BLM organizer. “Now we have achieved perfect justice and our work here is completed. We are looking forward to being a part of reconciliation and healing moving forward.”

For the next several years, organizers will be donating their time to repair broken windows, restore torched cars, and return costly loot back to their rightful owners.

“It’s the least we can do,” said another organizer. “We are so thankful for the American justice system that gave the defendant due process and rightfully convicted him as guilty. What a great country we live in!”

The country is expected to now join in unity and hold hands in gratefulness– at least until the latest outrage is broadcast on the evening news.

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