From The Babylon Bee:
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA—From his coastal estate that will probably be underwater in ten years, former President Barack Obama issued a statement today encouraging Americans to honor Memorial Day by remembering the sacrifice of George Floyd.
The statement read in part, “We mark this somber occasion by celebrating a hero who gave his all so that all Americans can be free to know what horrible racists they all are.”
“All other American achievements fade into insignificance in comparison to this titan who was almost the greatest figure in our history, second only to the first African-American president, who reshaped our country with revolutionary ideas like the Cash for Clunkers program and the Obamacare website, acclaimed by website historians as the greatest website that ever was. [See attached 8×10 glossy of Barack Obama staring thoughtfully at computer.]”
Racist Americans everywhere expressed appreciation for the sentiments of the former president. Laid-off baby formula factory worker James Reily echoed the views of many by saying, “Memorial Day is one of those holidays where it’s easy to get caught up in the insignificant things, like bar-b-q’s and laying flowers at the graves of fallen soldiers. I’m glad President Obama took the time to remind everyone of the most important things about America, which is that we’re terrible, and we elected Barack Obama. Twice.”
Very Interesting!! As i recall.. I’m sure it as a group of peeps painted a mural of “St. George” on a brick wall some where in the area that my late Good Friend Mike Vanderboegh called,”Behind Enemy Lines….!!!” anyway.. it was not that long ago … the wll with the Mural of “St. George” painted o it… was,”STRUCK!! BY the Hand of GOD!! with a Bolt of Lightnig !!! Thus Detroying it The countennce,” the Paint and the WALL!! ,,, Goes’ to show ya’.. “DON’T F%#k with the Really Major Player who “REALLY” pulls the strings!! Get my drift … Pesants???? skybill
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Well, that proves that Obama is a moron! Let’s praise a drug-addled career criminal who held a gun to a pregnant woman’s stomach threatening to kill her and her baby. Boy oh boy, that Floyd was such a wonderful example of an almost perfect human being!
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I pray for justice for Derek Chauvin who had a political trial and not a fair trial.
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