From The Babylon Bee:
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a bid to both stay ahead of the technological curve and help usher in the end of the world, tech companies continue to repeatedly comb through every dystopian science fiction novel they can find in order to come up with their next ideas.
“It’s our go-to solution whenever we have a hard time coming up with a new idea,” said Scotty Moon, lead engineer at a large big tech firm. “We just start reading through classic sci-fi books that deal with the fall of human civilization and use whatever caused it in the story as our inspiration.”
While Apple continues work on its giant “iLaser” (determined via focus group to be a better name than “Death Star”) that will be capable of vaporizing entire planets, rumors persist that Microsoft is pushing forward with its long-term plan to poison the world’s food supply through nefarious agriculture work and drastically reduce the human population under the guise of philanthropic initiatives. This all pales in comparison to reports that Amazon is looking into time travel breakthroughs, theoretically to allow them to go back in time to deliver packages before you even placed the order, but this technology will almost certainly be used for more horrible things.
“Growing children in artificial wombs like Brave New World, predicting crimes and arresting people before they commit them like Minority Report, and an exciting behavioral modification method similar to the Ludovico Technique in A Clockwork Orange are all amazing innovations heading your way,” Moon continued. “Bringing those stories to life is what we’re working toward every day.”
In an interview with ChatGPT, the AI confirmed everything is just fine and there’s nothing to worry about.
I dont blame them. The Wanting Seed clone has played
out so well. God Bless you Tony Burgess.