Tag Archives: Jonathan Swift

He Said That? 8/4/18

From Jonathan Swift (1667–1745), Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, political pamphleteer (first for the Whigs, then for the Tories), poet and cleric who became Dean of St Patrick’s Cathedral, Dublin, Gulliver’s Travels (1726):

They look upon fraud as a greater crime than theft, and therefore seldom fail to punish it with death; for they allege, that care and vigilance, with a very common understanding, may preserve a man’s goods from thieves, but honesty has no defence against superior cunning; and, since it is necessary that there should be a perpetual intercourse of buying and selling, and dealing upon credit, where fraud is permitted and connived at, or has no law to punish it, the honest dealer is always undone, and the knave gets the advantage.

He Said That? 11/29/16

From Jonathan Swift (1667-1745), Anglo-Irish writer and satirist, The Examiner No. XIV (1710):

Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.

He Said That? 9/27/16

From Jonathan Swift (1667-1745), Anglo-Irish writer and satirist, letter to a young clergyman (1720):

Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired…

He Said That? 5/1/16

From Jonathan Swift (1667–1745), Irish writer and satirist, “A Critical Essay upon the Faculties of the Mind” (1707):

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.