From The Babylon Bee
A reporter asked Biden if he could hint about his VP pick during a brief interlude from his stay in the basement, where he was allowed to come upstairs to get some snacks.
“Oh boy — I hope it’s a real classy broad,” he said as he drank straight from the milk jug. “I bet I picked somebody good and smart. A chick with class and style. You know, in my day, dames were dames and guys were guys. None of this ‘guys becoming dolls’ and ‘dolls becoming guys’ stuff. We would go down to the hop and do the mashed potato. You know, there’s lots of good nnnn– nutrients and stuff in potatoes. Potato is a funny word.”
“Po – ta – to.”
“OK, Joe, let’s go,” said an aide, shoving him down into the basement. “What Joe was trying to say is that he’s chosen a well-qualified candidate who will run the country — err, I mean, help him run the country — with excellence.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-excited-to-find-out-who-he-picked-for-vp
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Robert, sadly more truth than satire!!!
PEOPLE BETTER WAKE UP. BECAUSE YOU WON’T BE VOTING FOR BIDEN FOR PRESIDENT, YOU WILL BE VOTING FOR HIS RUNNING MATE OR HIS CONTROLLERS!
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