Exclusive: We Have Acquired The Department Of Homeland Security’s Complete List Of Terror Threats

From The Babylon Bee:

The Babylon Bee has obtained a leaked copy of the complete list of red flags the Department of Homeland Security looks for when assessing terror threats. Is your neighbor a terrorist? Are YOU a terrorist? Read the list below and find out!

And remember, if you see something, SAY something!






Does anyone you know fit any of these descriptions? They’re probably a terrorist. Be sure to notify federal authorities immediately.

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-we-have-acquired-the-department-of-homeland-securitys-complete-list-of-terror-threats

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