From The Babylon Bee:
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA—Well, this is tragic news: Barack Obama’s long-awaited birthday bash has been ruined by climate change as his mansion sank into the sea thanks to global warming.
“How dare you!” shouted Greta Thunberg, lecturing the wave on how it’s just supposed to consume evil white men.
“Aw, man!” said a disappointed Obama as he swam away. “I was looking forward to that Predator drone-shaped cake—it looked delicious!”
“I knew I shouldn’t have invested in a $12 million-dollar mansion when I’ve warned people over and over again that it would be underwater in just a few years.”
Many guests were soaked or swept away into the sea, though John Kerry and Al Gore called their pilots and got picked up in their private jets.
At publishing time, Obama had purchased yet another multi-million-dollar mansion on the new Atlantic coast in eastern Kansas.