An upstanding citizen journalist reports a crime far more heinous than any other crime. From Jon Rappoport at lewrockwell.com:
Hello, this is 911, Tampa police.
O the horror!
What?
This is CNN Karen. I’m a reporter covering the Super Bowl. I’m near the stadium and people are sitting in cafes without masks! The horror!
Not wearing masks?
Dozens of them. Hundreds. I’m filming them, so you can hunt them down.
Are you wearing a mask, Karen?
I’m wearing two! To protect myself.
Try three.
What?
If two are better than one, three are better than two.
Is that a wisecrack? Because if it is, my network has connections all the way into the White House.
You mean Joe Biden will come down here and personally arrest me?
There are people standing in the street with drinks in their hands, and they aren’t wearing masks!
Are you aware the governor has issued an order against fining people for mask-less-ness?
No.
It’s true. You should do a little background research for your report. I understand it helps.
