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Deranged Psychopath Seen Putting Mask On A Toddler

From The Babylon Bee:

JACKSON, MS—Police are on high alert after a stark-raving lunatic was seen at a public park attempting to put a mask on a young toddler.

According to witnesses, the deranged nutjob struggled for over 5 minutes to affix the pointless and uncomfortable mask on the face of the innocent little girl as she kicked and struggled.

“This isn’t just for your protection! This is to protect me!” yelled the dangerous, certifiably unhinged wingnut as he completely ignored the girl’s protests.

Several sources attempted to step in and help the little girl, but were quickly scared off as the man began recording them on his cell phone and calling them “grandma killers.”

“We’ve seen an increased number of instances like this,” said Police Chief Buggs Tubberskaw in a press conference. “Please know that we have every available officer working on bringing these looney-tune wackos to justice. Please stay alert when you are out and about. If you see something, say something.”

The press conference was quickly cut short, however, as the police received reports of a frenzied maniac attempting to sit down with her toddler to read a copy of Woke Baby.

https://babylonbee.com/news/deranged-psychopath-seen-putting-mask-on-a-toddler

‘They Will Never Take The Precious From Us!’ Hisses Liberal Tightly Clutching Mask In Dark Cave

From The Babylon Bee:

“It is my own, my precious,” he whispered to himself, having been locked in the cave since last March. His eyes have adjusted to the dark, dank cave, causing them to grow into large green orbs. Since he’s too scared to get DoorDash, he eats fish from the cavern’s pool, causing him to evolve sharp teeth and slippery, wet, fish-like skin.

The man reportedly grows angry if anybody tries to take his mask from him or suggests that he won’t need it forever. “IT’S MINE! IF I’M ANGRY IT’S YOUR FAULT!” he snapped as a neighbor checked in on him, not having seen him for many months. “YOU WANT THE MASK FOR YOURSELF!”

The burglar, trying to help out, managed to snatch the mask from the liberal after tricking him at a game of riddles. He has taken it to the factory where it was forged in order to cast it into the fire from whence it came and destroy it once and for all.

Asked for comment, Frederic was in hysterics and only shouted, “WE WANTS IT, WE NEEDS IT! MUST HAVE THE PRECIOUS! THEY STOLE IT FROM US! SNEAKY LITTLE REPUBLICANS! WICKED, TRICKSY, FALSE!” He is currently stalking the thief to try to get the precious back.

https://babylonbee.com/news/my-precioooooous-hisses-liberal-tightly-clutching-mask-in-dark-cave

 
 
 
 

 

Study Finds Anyone Still Wearing A Mask At This Point Is Probably Just Super Ugly

From The Babylon Bee:

Masks Are a Ticking Time Bomb, by Joseph Mercola

Wearing masks is not only bad for you, the billions that are being worn are an environmental disaster. From Joseph Mercola at articles.mercola.com:

Story at-a-glance

  • It’s estimated that 129 billion face masks are used worldwide each month, which works out to about 3 million masks a minute
  • Not only are masks not being recycled, but their materials make them likely to persist and accumulate in the environment
  • Because masks may be directly made from microsized plastic fibers with a thickness of 1 mm to 10 mm, they may release microsized particles into the environment more readily — and faster — than larger plastic items, like plastic bags
  • Microbes from your mouth, known as oral commensals, frequently enter your lungs, where they’ve been linked to advanced stage lung cancer; wearing a mask could potentially accelerate this process
  • The “new normal” of widespread masking is affecting not only the environment but also the mental and physical health of humans

The planet may be facing a new plastic crisis, similar to the one brought on by bottled water, but this time involving discarded face masks. “Mass masking” continues to be recommended by most public health groups during the COVID-19 pandemic, despite research showing masks do not significantly reduce the incidence of infection.1

As a result, it’s estimated that 129 billion face masks are used worldwide each month, which works out to about 3 million masks a minute. Most of these are the disposable variety, made from plastic microfibers.2

Ranging in size from five millimeters (mm) to microscopic lengths, microplastics, which include microfibers, are being ingested by fish, plankton and other marine life, as well as the creatures on land that consume them (including humans3).

More than 300 million tons of plastic are produced globally annually — and that was before mask-wearing became a daily habit. Most of it ends up as waste in the environment, leading researchers from the University of Southern Denmark and Princeton University to warn that masks could quickly become “the next plastic problem.”4

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Super Bowl CNN Karen Calls Cops on Maskless People in Tampa, by Jon Rappoport

An upstanding citizen journalist reports a crime far more heinous than any other crime. From Jon Rappoport at lewrockwell.com:

Hello, this is 911, Tampa police.

O the horror!

What?

This is CNN Karen. I’m a reporter covering the Super Bowl. I’m near the stadium and people are sitting in cafes without masks! The horror!

Not wearing masks?

Dozens of them. Hundreds. I’m filming them, so you can hunt them down.

Are you wearing a mask, Karen?

I’m wearing two! To protect myself.

Try three.

What?

If two are better than one, three are better than two.

Is that a wisecrack? Because if it is, my network has connections all the way into the White House.

You mean Joe Biden will come down here and personally arrest me?

There are people standing in the street with drinks in their hands, and they aren’t wearing masks!

Are you aware the governor has issued an order against fining people for mask-less-ness?

No.

It’s true. You should do a little background research for your report. I understand it helps.

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Despite No Lockdown/Mask-Mandate, Florida Has Same Hospitalization Rate As 2018 Flu Season, by Tyler Durden

Florida is the control-state for data analysis of lockdown and mask efficacy, and judging by Florida, neither one does any good. From Tyler Durden at Daniel Horowitz at TheBlaze.com via zerohedge.com:

The entire pretext for shutting down our liberties is built upon misinformation…

We are being told that our liberties must be suspended in order to keep hospitals from reaching apocalyptic levels. But what if those levels are just above normal and not anywhere near apocalyptic levels? And what if these lockdown measures do nothing to keep the levels down anyway?

Well, if there is anywhere we can cross-check this hypothesis, it would be in Florida, where there is no lockdown or mask mandate. In fact, people are flocking there from out of state to enjoy vacations and host conferences and even to live. Naturally, we’d expect hospital levels to be bursting at the seams if they rise and fall with lockdowns and masks, right?

Well, actually, you can barely see an increase in the hospitalization level in the Sunshine State from previous years, and the current level appears to be on par with the 2018 flu season, which was more of a pandemic flu than other flus in recent years. And in 2018, we did nothing as a nation to suspend liberties.

There is much debate over how to count a COVID hospitalization given the rampant and unprecedented testing of people relative to past flus. But one easy way to observe an apples-to-apples comparison to past flu seasons is to compare the overall average daily census of hospitalizations now to previous years and adjust those numbers per capita to existing population. In other words, if all of the COVID patients are legitimately there because of COVID, we would see an enormous excess in the total number of people in the hospital at any given moment for any ailment. Florida is simply not seeing a gigantic increase.

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This is propaganda

H/t Hardscrabble Farmer at The Burning Platform

This is propaganda:

A scientific look at the mask fallacy – and why we’re told to wear them, by Daniel Bobinski

The mask recommendations and decrees have nothing to do with health. Rather, the official bodies for nefarious reasons won’t recommend things that actually work, so they promote masks, it’s all they have to promote. From Daniel Bobinksi at uncoverdc.com:

Imagine a large grizzly bear is terrorizing your neighborhood. You have a powerful bear gun and potent bear spray that will make the bear go away or allow you to eliminate it if it attacks you. But your government tells you not to use those tools. Instead, they insist you camouflage yourself, hunker down, and hope the bear doesn’t get you.

That about sums up Covid-19 in America. We have powerful methods for getting rid of the virus if one gets a bad infection, but instead we’re told to wear masks and stay six feet apart. Oh, and no large gatherings, either – unless you’re protesting.

Let me first briefly discuss reliable tools for getting rid of a Covid infection, and then we’ll examine the efficacy of masks.

Tools for fighting a Covid infection

It is unfathomable to me the number of people who believe fear-mongering politicians and their media cohorts who convey the idea that catching Covid is a death sentence.

To quote Dr. Vladimir Zelenko of New York:

COVID is very real. But if we treat it early and the right way, it’s nothing to fear. I saw early use of zinc, hydroxychloroquine, and azithromycin result in an over 99% survival rate in my COVID patients. Don’t let professional scaremongers dictate the narrative.”

The treatment Zelenko is talking about has become known as The Zelenko Protocol, which leads to a 100% survival rate in low-risk patients and a 99.3% survival rate in high-risk patients. What’s a high-risk patient? Zelenko says anyone age 60+ with symptoms and those under 60 with comorbidities or shortness of breath.

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Citizens Forced to Breathe Deadly Climate Change Gas, by Jeff Harris

According to official propaganda, CO2 is bad when it’s out there in the environment, but good when you have to breath it and other respiratory exhalations back in. From Jeff Harris at lewrockwell.com:

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You may recall that back in 2009 The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) went on record as designating carbon dioxide (CO2) as a pollutant that was contributing to manmade climate change. A February 23rd, 2009 Wall Street Journal Article said in part:

…President Barack Obama’s climate czar said the Environmental Protection Agency will soon determine that carbon-dioxide emissions represent a danger to the public…

Of course humans exhale CO2 as a natural part of the respiratory process. People need a constant flow of fresh air for proper brain function and for our immune system to operate optimally.

But now we’re seeing a massive push to mandate mask wearing allegedly due to Covid-19. Way back in March of this year the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) were on record saying masks should only be worn by people who were around sick people. Healthy people didn’t need to wear masks.

But all that has changed.

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Warning About Danger of Masks!

Like everything else about the coronavirus outbreak, there’s a huge gap between reality and the propaganda about masks. From a flyer being distributed in Arizona at lewrockwell.com:

Mask use can be very dangerous to your health because of:

1) Reduced blood-oxygen levels leading to reduced mental clarity, lethargy, and reduced immunities. This condition, known as “hypoxia,” can cause persons to lose focus and make bad decisions which can be dangerous to others. People are already falling asleep and fainting when doing routine tasks while wearing masks. The result could range from physical injury to self or others due to inattentiveness all the way to a social tragedy such as a rushed inaccurate verdict rendered by an oxygen-deprived masked jury that was unable to fully focus on and comprehend evidence and arguments in a case.  The likelihood of viral infections increases with hypoxia because the body’s natural defenses are degraded.

2) Carbon-dioxide toxicity from reduced ability of body to expel carbon dioxide (a waste product from all cellular activity).

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