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Super Bowl CNN Karen Calls Cops on Maskless People in Tampa, by Jon Rappoport

Posted on February 12, 2021 | Leave a comment

An upstanding citizen journalist reports a crime far more heinous than any other crime. From Jon Rappoport at lewrockwell.com:

Hello, this is 911, Tampa police.

O the horror!

What?

This is CNN Karen. I’m a reporter covering the Super Bowl. I’m near the stadium and people are sitting in cafes without masks! The horror!

Not wearing masks?

Dozens of them. Hundreds. I’m filming them, so you can hunt them down.

Are you wearing a mask, Karen?

I’m wearing two! To protect myself.

Try three.

What?

If two are better than one, three are better than two.

Is that a wisecrack? Because if it is, my network has connections all the way into the White House.

You mean Joe Biden will come down here and personally arrest me?

There are people standing in the street with drinks in their hands, and they aren’t wearing masks!

Are you aware the governor has issued an order against fining people for mask-less-ness?

No.

It’s true. You should do a little background research for your report. I understand it helps.

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TIME Names Karen Person Of The Year

Posted on November 29, 2020 | Leave a comment

From The Babylon Bee

NEW YORK, NY—Time’s Person of the Year issue has highlighted some of the world’s most influential, important, and controversial figures for almost 100 years. After weeks of intense internal deliberation, Time Magazine has officially announced its Person of the Year: Karen. 

“Karen could be any of us. She could be all of us,” said Edward Felsenthal, Editor in Chief of Time. “For years, we have been under the watchful protection of everyday heroes who are dedicated to righting all wrongs, no matter how tiny or insignificant. Today, that watchful protector has a name, and her name is Karen.”   

The announcement was met with mixed reactions and fierce debate. Some Karens have celebrated the news as a huge step forward for Karen representation and human rights. Other Karens took issue with the cover photo and demanded to speak to the manager of Time Magazine. Some have questioned Time choosing Karen in 2020 after already choosing Greta Thunberg last year, who is kind of like a “climate Karen.”  

Karen will be joining Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Bill Anders, and Hitler as one of the most important and newsworthy people of the last 100 years. Donald Trump supporters, outraged by Time’s snub of the president, wrote letters to the editor and threatened to call the police. 

https://babylonbee.com/news/time-names-karen-person-of-the-year

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Lexington & Corona Concord, by Eric Peters

Posted on June 21, 2020 | 1 comment

We are starting to see instances of revolt against coronavirus tyranny. From Eric Peters at ericpetersautos.com:

At Lexington and Concord, the American colonists pushed back.

The same is beginning to happen at Lexington and Concords all around the country, from the beaches of California – where Face Diapering at all times has just been mandated by the governor and is being hugely ignored by the population – to the fields of Carlisle, Pa – where the Corona Karens have declared the car show must not go on but the car show’s organizers and attendees reply – just try to stop us.

They are ignoring the Karens – right to their Face-Diapered faces!

The car show at Carlisle – it’s much more than just a car show – usually draws a six figure crowd. This enervates the Sickness Psychotics – who are actually just psychotics using “sickness” as the latest pretext for imposing their need to control everything and everyone – to suck the life out of everything. To demoralize the people and keep those people “locked down”  . . . by fear.

Forever.

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De Blasio Announces System For Reporting Social Distancing Violations: Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance (KAREN) From The Babylon Bee

Posted on April 27, 2020 | 1 comment

NEW YORK, NY—At a press conference this morning, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio unveiled a new way that individual citizens can help enforce social distancing.

“It is up to every citizen to watch and monitor everyone else and report to the police anything they don’t like,” de Blasio said. “That’s why we have created a new enforcement program: Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance, or KAREN for short.”

With the new program, de Blasio is asking everyone to become a KAREN and use a special hotline to report anyone they see who isn’t following social distancing guidelines straight to the police.

“It doesn’t matter if it looks like people aren’t hurting anyone,” de Blasio said. “If you see anyone not doing exactly what our social distancing guidelines say, be a true KAREN and report them to the police right away. And if you think any business is behaving improperly, I want you to be a KAREN and march right in there and ask to speak to a manager.”

“I want everyone to know,” de Blasio added, “that KARENs are out there and they are not minding their own business.”

To further entice people to be KARENs, de Blasio also announced a rewards program for reporting on fellow citizens: Special Tokens for Individuals Taking Care to Hassle Every Suspect (STITCHES).

“Remember,” de Blasio said, “snitches get STITCHES.”

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We Have Become Karen Nation, by Tom Luongo

Posted on April 23, 2020 | 1 comment

There’s a lot of effeminate brats out there, not all of whom are women. From Tom Luongo at tomluongo.me:

A week ago, I didn’t know what a ‘Karen’ was. Today I can’t stop seeing Karens everywhere I look. It’s like that moment in They Live! when Nada puts on the glasses for the first time.

The problem now is I can’t take the glasses off.

And I’m not the only one. In recent weeks the failed Karen meme of a few years ago has returned with a vengeance as people realize just how much damage Karens have done to our society.

A Karen is a person, usually a woman, who is never satisfied with the service she’s receiving and demands to talk to the manager. It doesn’t matter if Karen’s complaints are valid or not.

This is because Karen has been incentivized by cowardly corporate officers and government officials (but, I repeat myself) to get something she doesn’t deserve simply because they want her to shut up and not disturb everyone else.

It was one thing to indulge Karen her entitled behavior when she was getting a free order of fries or month of cable. It’s quite another when Karens become the State’s target audience for public policy.

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