Tired of the bullshit? From George Carlin (1937–2008), American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic:
From George Carlin (1937–2008), American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
From George Carlin (1937–2008), American stand-up comedian, actor, author and social critic:
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
From George Carlin (1937-2008), American stand-up comic, actor, author, and social critic, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2005)
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
From George Carlin (1937-2008), American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor and author:
[On school uniforms] Don’t these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It’s not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
From George Carlin (1937–2008), American stand-up comedian, social critic, actor, and author, Brain Droppings (1997):
I don’t believe there’s any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can’t completely ignore.
From comedian George Carlin:
Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
From theburningplatform.com:
In the age when torture has become “enhanced interrogation techniques”; when the rich are “job creators”; when murdered children are “collateral damage”; it is good to remember these brilliant words from the late, great, George Carlin.
http://www.theburningplatform.com/2015/03/14/words-matter-the-propagandists-know/
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