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Ambrose Bierce’s Pro-Freedom Cynicism, by James Bovard

By his own definition of a cynic: “a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be,” Ambrose Bierce was the consummate cynic, and a damn funny one. From James Bovard at fff.org:

The friends of freedom must recognize the verbal charades that sway people to surrender their rights and liberties. The political establishment and its media allies are continually abusing the English language to lull people into submission.

From pupils being required to recite the Pledge of Allegiance at the start of each school day to adults being endlessly hectored to vote, Americans are injected with demands for obedience almost from womb to tomb. It is not enough to obey: Americans are supposedly obliged to view the current regime as the incarnation of “the will of the people.”

Journalist and author Ambrose Bierce offered a barrage of antidotes to this servile claptrap. Many people are familiar with Bierce’s definition of cynic — “a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.” But Bierce’s writing had a much sharper political edge than is usually recognized nowadays.

H.L. Mencken commented that Ambrose Bierce was the “one genuine wit” that America had produced as of the early 1900s. Mencken summarized Bierce’s career:

Doomed to live in a country in which, by God’s will, honesty is rare and courage is still rarer and honor is almost unknown…. he fell upon the mountebanks, great and small, in a Berserker fury, thus to sooth and secure his own integrity. That integrity, as far as I can make out, was never betrayed by compromise. Right or wrong, he always stuck to the truth as he saw it.

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He Said That? 9/7/17

From Ambrose Bierce (1842–circa 1914), American Civil War soldier, wit, and writer, The Devil’s Dictionary (1906):

AMNESTY, n. The state’s magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.

He Said That? 4/29/17

From Ambrose Bierce (1842 – date of death uncertain; probably December 1913 or early 1914), American satirist, critic, short story writer, editor and journalist. The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Vol. 8 (1911):

He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.

He Said That? 1/7/16

From Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist, Epigrams, (1911):

The palmist looks at the wrinkles made by closing the hand and says they signify character. The philosopher reads character by what the hand most loves to close upon.

He Said That? 10/13/15

From Ambrose Bierce, American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist, The Devil’s Dictionary, (1906):

Logic, n. The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. The basic of logic is the syllogism, consisting of a major and a minor premise and a conclusion – thus:

Major Premise: Sixty men can do a piece of work sixty times as quickly as one man.
Minor Premise: One man can dig a post-hole in sixty seconds; Therefore-
Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a post-hole in one second.

This may be called syllogism arithmetical, in which, by combining logic and mathematics, we obtain a double certainty and are twice blessed.