How Trump can shore up his base and win the election. From Ann Coulter at anncoulter.com:
MEMO TO HIS EXCELLENCY, PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
1) Extend Daylight Savings Time.
COVID, the shutdown, riots, looting, wildfires — we’re depressed enough. Do one small favor for the nation in 2020 by giving us another hour of sunlight. The next president can punish us again. (But why would we ever want to lose an hour of daylight in the afternoon? Why? Why? Why?)
During World War II, the long-suffering Britons left their clocks one hour ahead at the end of summer, then added an extra hour ahead when spring came along again. You’ve compared the Wuhan flu to war. Steal this great wartime idea from Britain!
2) Try To Go Seven Weeks Without Being a Fanboy to the Liberal Media.
Ordinary, middle-class people would never have made the mistake of talking to Bob Woodward. Only a massively insecure social climber would say: “OMG! OMG! It’s Bob Woodward!!!”
Honey, guess who I’m talking to? A little reporter by the name of … BOB WOODWARD!
Woodward’s job is to get people to tell him what they don’t want to tell him. It sounds like he didn’t even have to break a sweat with you.
TRUMP: How about this letter from Kim Jong Un? Pretty cool, huh? You see the way he says “your excellency.” You know who he’s talking about, right? That’s me! Oh and by the way, I printed up a laminated copy for you.
WOODWARD: Really? I can keep this? I’m allowed to take it with me? Thank you, kind sir, thank you!
Working-class people are busting their butts to keep you in office, while you go off and blather a lot of nonsense to Woodward to feed your ego months before the election.