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MSNBC Says Virginia’s New Black Lt. Governor is a White Supremacist, by Simon Black

Posted on November 15, 2021 | 1 comment

Another chronicle of the absurd from Simon Black at sovereignman.com:

Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

MSNBC Calls Black Lt. Gov a White Supremacist

The outgoing governor of Virginia, Ralph Northam, was pictured in his college yearbook dressed in black face, posing next to a friend dressed in KKK robes.

But according to current political standards, he is NOT a white supremacist.

The incoming lieutenant governor of Virginia, Winsome Sears, is a black woman who immigrated from Jamaica and served in the US Marine Corps.

According to the talking heads on MSNBC, she IS a white supremacist.

MSNBC host Joy Reid invited regular guest Michael Eric Dyson on her show to discuss the Democrats’ electoral defeat in Virginia.

Dyson said:

“The problem is here they want white supremacy by ventriloquist effect. There is a black mouth moving but a white idea … running on the runway of the tongue of a figure who justifies and legitimates the white supremacist practices… to have a black face speaking in behalf of a white supremacist legacy is nothing new.”

Remember, anyone who disagrees with a single thing the woke bolsheviks believe is a White Supremacist.

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Doctor Declares Patient is Suffering from Climate Change

A Canadian doctor may be the first to diagnose his patient as suffering from climate change.

Last summer, wildfires caused a blanket of smoke to descend across British Columbia.

When a patient came in suffering from smoke inhalation, Dr. Kyle Merritt says he picked up the patient’s chart, and wrote that the patient was suffering from “climate change”.

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Woke public schools push hardcore erotic fiction to their students, by Simon Black

Posted on October 2, 2021 | Leave a comment

This week’s chronicle of the absurd, from Simon Black at sovereignman.com:

Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

New York Declares State of Emergency After Firing Unvaxxed Health Workers

Tens of thousands of healthcare workers in New York have been fired or placed on unpaid leave for remaining unvaccinated as the deadline set by the state passed.

Now the state is facing a shortage of healthcare workers, as at least 36,000 workers, or 8% of hospital staff in the state have not been vaccinated.

Some hospitals are now suspending elective surgeries— even before the deadline, and one hospital stopped delivering babies because of staff shortages.

So in the name of public health, the government has created a major hospital staffing shortage during a public health emergency…

It’s such a problem that Governor Kathy Hochul declared yet another State of Emergency.

She issued an executive order to allow health workers licensed in other states to work in New York, and to waive re-registration fees for retired health workers who want to go back to work.

(She fails to realize that this will simply create staffing shortages in other states…)

She also plans to activate the National Guard to bring in qualified soldiers to work in the hospitals if these other measures are not sufficient.

Hospital workers went from front-line heroes to second-class citizens pretty quickly.

Click here to read the executive order.

Massachusetts State Police Resign Over Vaccine Mandate

Dozens of Massachusetts State Police officers have resigned over the state’s mandate for vaccination, but that might just be the beginning.

Coming up against the October 17 vaccination mandate deadline, 20% of the force remains unvaccinated.

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Hospital Stops Delivering Babies Because Staff Quit Over Vaccine Mandate, by Simon Black

Posted on September 19, 2021 | Leave a comment

Simon Black’s weekly chronicle of the absurd. From Black at sovereignman.com:

Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

Hospital Stops Delivering Babies Because Staff Quit Over Vaccine Mandate

Lewis County General Hospital in the State of New York announced it will stop delivering babies after September 24.

No, they aren’t overwhelmed by COVID patients. It’s because too many maternity unit workers have resigned in protest of vaccine mandates.

In August, New York issued a decree that all health workers must be vaccinated by September 27.

A total of 165 hospital employees, a full 27% of the staff are not vaccinated against COVID-19.

So far 30 have resigned, which includes six employees in the maternity unit, plus another seven unvaccinated maternity workers possibly being pushed out before the vaccination deadline.

Last year they were front line heroes in the fight against COVID. This year they are social outcasts, discriminated against by employers and the government because of a personal health decision.

These are health professionals— you’d think people would respect their expert opinions on personal health.

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Rutgers Bans Unvaccinated Student From ONLINE Classes

After Rutgers University required all students returning to campus to be vaccinated, a student opted to take all online classes.

As a healthy 22 year old who works out, Logan Hollar is in an extremely low risk category for severe COVID, and in the highest risk category to suffer the serious side effects of Myocarditis and Pericarditis— enlargement of the heart.

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Big Tech cancels mRNA inventor for COVID heresy, by Simon Black

Posted on July 11, 2021 | Leave a comment

Simon Black’s weekly tally of the absurd. From Black at sovereignman.com:

Are you ready for this week’s absurdity? Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

LinkedIn deletes mRNA research pioneer’s account

Dr. Robert Malone is sometimes referred to as the inventor of mRNA vaccines— the type of vaccine currently used against Covid-19.

His credentials, years of experience and expertise were chronicled on his LinkedIn profile with thousands of followers.

But then his account was deleted.

LinkedIn said he shared “misleading or inaccurate information” about Covid vaccines. He has been vocal about people under age 18 not needing Covid vaccinations.

That’s right— we’re supposed to believe that LinkedIn fact-checkers know more about mRNA vaccines than the expert scientist inventor himself. (He has also had videos pulled from YouTube for “misinformation”.)

LinkedIn reinstated Dr. Malone’s profile after the controversy, with one executive reaching out to him to say, “I’d like to apologize on behalf of LinkedIn — we’re just not good enough at detangling complicated, subtle scientific claims…”

You don’t say…

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North Carolina says it is illegal for unlicensed engineers to speak

During his career as an industrial engineer, Wayne Nutt was never required to have a license from the state.

Now he is retired, and has offered expert testimony on subjects like the flow of drain-water flooding homes.

Because of that testimony, he was sent a letter from the North Carolina Board of Examiners for Engineers and Surveyors telling him he was in violation of state law for practicing engineering without a license.

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“A man cannot get pregnant” is hate speech on Twitter, by Simon Black

Posted on May 23, 2021 | 3 comments

Simon Black’s weekly chronicle of the absurd, at sovereignman.com:

Are you ready for this week’s absurdity? Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

“A man cannot get pregnant” is hate speech on Twitter

A Spanish politician was suspended from Twitter and forced to delete a Tweet which read:

′′A man cannot get pregnant. A man has no womb or eggs.”

He was responding to an article which states that a man had given birth.

But according to Twitter, this violated rules against “threatening, harassing or fostering violence against other people on the basis of their race, ethnic origin, nationality, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, religion, age, disability or disease.”

In response the politician said, “You can see this is already fascist biology. Next time I’ll try 2 + 2 = 4.”

But as we know, 2 + 2 = 4 is racist.

Click here to read the politician’s statement.

Want to attend prom? Pay the un-vaxxed tax.

A high school in Michigan released a poster advertising the end of year events for the graduating class of 2021.

The poster advertises Prom: “Fully Vaccinated: Free. Not Vaccinated/ Guest: $80.”

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Target sells Woke Prayer Book: “Dear God, Please help me to hate White people.” by Simon Black

Posted on April 11, 2021 | Leave a comment

Simon Black’s weekly chronicle of the absurd. From Black at sovereignman.com:

Are you ready for this week’s absurdity? Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

Prayer Book Urges “help me to hate White people.”

A prayer book called “A Rhythm of Prayer: A Collection of Meditations for Renewal,” is a number one bestseller on Amazon in the category “meditation”.

One prayer, called “Prayer of a Weary Black Woman,” by Dr. Chanequa Walker-Barnes, a theology professor at Mercer University, starts:

“Dear God, Please help me to hate White people. Or at least to want to hate them… I want to stop caring about their misguided, racist souls, to stop believing that they can be better, that they can stop being racist.”

The “prayer” then describes the type of White person they want to hate— not the actual blatantly racist ones, but the “wolves in sheep’s clothing” who “don’t see color”, are friendly and accepting on the surface.

“Lord, if it be your will, harden my heart. Stop me from striving to see the best in people. Stop me from being hopeful that White people can do and be better. Let me imagine them instead as white-hooded robes standing in front of burning crosses. Let me see them as hopelessly unrepentant, reprobate bigots who have blasphemed the Holy Spirit and who need to be handed over to the evil one.”

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Just… wow. Social Justice is on full tilt this week, by Simon Black

Posted on March 20, 2021 | 1 comment

Simon Black’s weekly chronicle of the absurd, at sovereignman.com:

 

Are you ready for this week’s absurdity? Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

Columbia University to hold separate but equal graduation ceremonies

In addition to its main online graduation ceremony, Columbia University will hold smaller, more intimate, segregated online ceremonies.

The university will hold separate but equal celebrations for people who identify with six various victim groups.

They will hold a Black, Latinx, Native, Lavender (LGBTQIA+ community), Asian, and FLI (First-generation and/or low income community) Graduation.

Such a wonderful example for an institute of higher learning to send graduates out into the world with.

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California Public Schools want to introduce prayer— to Aztec gods of human sacrifice

A proposed curriculum in California for elementary and high school students would attempt to “decolonize” American society with an “ethnic studies” course.

In the course, children will be instructed in Aztec chants to various gods of human sacrifice and cannibalism, asking the gods to make them warriors for social justice.

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New Covid Guidelines: “Stay Away from your Loved Ones”, by Simon Black

Posted on February 13, 2021 | 1 comment

Simon Black’s weekly chronicle of the absurd. From Black at sovereignman.com:

Are you ready for this week’s absurdity? Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

California Public Health Department: “Stay Away from your Loved Ones”

“Love means staying away,” according to the California Department of Public Health.

The agency is using taxpayer funds to run ads with the tagline “Mom’s advice: Send flowers. Write a card. Stay away and protect your loved ones this Valentine’s Day.”

They even coined a new hashtag: #LoveMeansStayingAway.

And the ad campaign wouldn’t be complete without pictures of mom’s sharing photos of themselves with the hashtag written on their masks.

Abandoning your loved ones is heroic.

Shame. Guilt. Obey.

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White People Not Qualified to be Foster Parents

A Montreal foster agency has told a white couple that they were not eligible to foster a child because the office is ‘saturated with Caucasian families.’

The Canadian couple applied and were accepted by their local foster agency. But when their file was transferred to another region with more children who needed homes, they were told:

‘[W]e are so saturated with Caucasian families that we have no need to look further for them in other boroughs. What we really need are black families and hispanic families. We don’t need Caucasian families.’

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Google Deletes 100,000 negative Robinhood reviews, by Simon Black

Posted on February 6, 2021 | Leave a comment

Simon Black’s weekly chronicle of the absurd at sovereignman.com:

Are you ready for this week’s absurdity? Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

Google Deletes 100,000 negative Robinhood reviews

Last week we talked about how YouTube was deleting “dislikes” on White House videos, because they vastly outnumbered “likes”.

This week Google is helping out Robinhood— the stock trading app caught up in the whole Gamestop stock saga.

Robinhood banned users from buying Gamestop stock. And that was seen by many users as fixing the market in favor of the big hedge funds.

As a result, an army of angry customers left negative reviews on the app store, bringing the Robinhood app’s rating down to one star.

But then, Google removed 100,000 negative ratings, restoring the app’s status back to 4 stars.

And the excuse was the same as last week’s pathetic reasoning to delete White House dislikes: sometimes, Google claims, they delete ratings that they determines to be spam or insincere.

The fix is in— from the stock market to social media likes, and everything in between. Obey.

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Ireland to fine residents €500 for trying to go on vacation

The list of countries that require permission from the government to exit is growing.

Of course North Korea is a classic example of an authoritarian country which requires permission to leave. Australia joined them in 2020, keeping citizens hostage in the name of COVID unless they provided proof of necessary international travel.

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Get ready for your COVID anal swab, by Simon Black

Posted on January 30, 2021 | Leave a comment

Simon Black’s weekly compilation of absurdities, from sovereignman.com:

Are you ready for this week’s absurdity? Here’s our Friday roll-up of the most ridiculous stories from around the world that are threats to your liberty, risks to your prosperity… and on occasion, inspiring poetic justice.

China Pushes New Trend: Anal Swab COVID Tests

In the earliest days of the pandemic, China locked down the citizens of Wuhan, going so far as to weld some people in their homes in an attempt to control the spread of COVID.

Little did we know at the time that China’s aggressive authoritarian policies would become the norm across the world.

Now China has taken the depths of their penetration to a whole new level… because now the regime has started to use anal swabs, inserted about two inches into the anus, to test for COVID.

And naturally they started the process by using the new tests on about 1,000 school children, claiming it is more accurate to detect mild or asymptomatic cases through the anus.

First China convinces the West to destroy their economies, and trample on the individual liberty of their citizens using aggressive lockdowns.

Now they are showing the world that the next step in controlling COVID is to sodomize children in the name of public health.

We can only imagine how quickly the WHO will praise China’s courageous leadership… and how quickly the West will follow the example.

Trust the experts. Obey.

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US Vaccine recipients not exempt from COVID test entry requirements

Earlier this week the US federal government began requiring all air passengers arriving from a foreign country to have a negative COVID test before being allowed to enter the United States.

This includes US citizens, and even US citizens who have proof that they received a full dose of the COVID vaccine.

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